Welcome to my kitchen, would you like a nice cold glass of cream?

Hello everyone!

This is a food blog. I’m going to talk about food – a lot. I already talk about food a lot, but I figured I might as well write it all down where it could theoretically be useful to someone. There will be recipes and rambling love letters to cheese. Also swears. FYI.

Maybe you think you can’t cook? You can. You can take food, heat it up, and put it in your mouth: you just maybe can’t do it so well right now. Cooking is really, really easy, but you’ll have to take my word for it, and you’ll have to trust me.

Maybe you think you are a great cook? Fabulous. Cook my things, make them better, tell me all about it. Do not tell me that I am a bad person for not cooking 100% Vegan Organic Raw Local Sustainable Carbon-Neutral Paleo Low-Carb. I really don’t give a shit. That being said, if you want to do any of the above, go freaking crazy. I am not the food police.

I will have a real post for you lovely people in a day or two about soup, because soup is awesome. Don’t think soup is awesome? Come back on Friday and find out why you’re wrong.

Yours truly,

Lesley.